|Jon Pertwee today|
Carbed up at lunchtime by sharing a Lebanese meze in Soho with visiting Vince. Washed it down with a quick visit to the Old Coffee House in Beak Street.
Vince: "Do you serve coffee?"
World-weary barmaid: "No."
"But it's called the Old Coffee House."
"It used to be a coffee house. Now we sell proper drinks."
We settled for a pint of Brodies' Kiwi and a glass of lemonade.